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What did the SEO Expert say to the Social Media Expert when they found each other on a Social Media forum?

On the way to writing a post this morning, I fell into a dream state and this is what I saw. (Note: no names have been changed, no slander has been thrown, no one is a target here… This is just a jolly exchange between two fictitious characters in my oh so nutty mind. Thank you for playing along. Please ignore if it doesn't suit your taste.)

Social Media Expert: "How did you find me here, this is amazing!"
SEO Expert: "It's kind of my thing. This search stuff.
Social Media Expert: "Oh you mean keywords and stuff like that?"
SEO Expert: "Yep, SERP, PPC, IPO, Google, Slot, Adwords, Keyword, Page Rank, all that stuff."
Social Media Expert: "Dude, you sound like…"
SEO Expert: "I know…"
Social Media Expert: "An expert!"
SEO Expert: "Thanks! Do you want m to write a recomendation for your burgeoning LinkedIN profile? You sound like you know what you are talking about too."
Social Media Expert: "Let's do this!"
SEO Expert: "We can combine our knowledge and skills!"
Social Media Expert: "We'll have superpowers!"
SEO Expert: "I'll write you a killer recommendation on LinkedIN, it will do wonders for your brand!"
Social Media Expert: "I'll write you one too. We will rule the place."
SEO Expert: "What shall we call this place?"
Social Media Expert: "Something really good for our SERPs!"
SEO Expert: "See you're learning already. And something that will BUILD our reputations as experts!"
Social Media Expert: "Egggggactly!"
SEO Expert: "So what's a good term for what we are doing right now? What will build traffic for both of us?
Social Media Expert: "What shall we call this phenomenon that brought even to of us together… Something punchy!
SEO Expert: "Something with no BS!"
Social Media Expert: "Or maybe just the opposite…"
SEO Expert: "See, YOU are the expert my friend!"
Social Media Expert: "You said it!"
SEO Expert: "Right!"
Social Media Expert: "We're both EXPERTS."
SEO Expert: "We're gonna take this thing all the way to the bank."
Social Media Expert: "No body will be able to catch us, we're gonna rule this place. Rule it!
SEO Expert: "And make a lot of money."

>> to be continued – please add your own verses in the comments as you see fit <<

cinematic theme played in my mind behind the dream – when I woke up this song was actually playing on my iPod.

Too Fake for the World – by a band called Hockey

Look out, I'm just to fake for the world
Aw you know it's just a game to me…
Oh I'm just to fake you see
Wish I didn't have to be…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vtXr04lQpE

@jmacofearth
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[As a response to some of the comments here, and more so the comments I got as part of the LinkedIN viral discussion, I have launched a NING community site to rally around the best ways to deal with TROLLS who attack. And more importantly the Trolls who threaten. Please join us at Social Media is Not Hate (Ning) You might be member #2!]

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