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Apr 13 2010

The Twitter Problem: We Love This, But What Are We Going to Do For Money?

[The NYTimes today reveals that Twitter is getting ready to roll out an advertising model and a promotional tweet model to support their revenue stream. This post is a response.]

So Twitter is revealing it's killer revenue strategy and it looks a lot like an old revenue model they tried with Microsoft called ExecTweets. Oh boy! So here's the idea. According to the NYTimes article:

The advertising program, which Twitter calls Promoted Tweets, will show up when Twitter users search for keywords that the advertisers have bought to link to their ads. Later, Twitter plans to show promoted posts in the stream of Twitter posts, based on how relevant they might be to a particular user.

Several companies will run ads, including Best Buy, Virgin America, Starbucks and Bravo.

Man, I tell you what, that does not interest me in the least. I suspect it will be as successful as ExecTweets or say Facebook Ads.

So there are several problems that Twitter faces in trying to "monetize" itself. (Sounds pretty funny, to monetize oneself.)

  1. Don't kill the goose as you are trying to figure out how to get the golden eggs.
  2. Permission-based marketing is the bomb, but if you haven't been given that permission, it's not permission-based. An opt-out means you DON'T have our permission. A default opt-in does NOT give you our permission either.
  3. 80% of Twitter's traffic never hits Twitter.com. Why would we? The Twitter.com site sucks, to be blunt. If you try and use Twitter using only Twitter.com I pity your experience. The river of tweets is like a flood when you get a few active tweeters. (Yes, I'm an ACTIVE tweeter.) I suspect the next point is one of the primary reasons we don't use Twitter.com.
  4. Managing your followers and friends using Twitter.com forces you to use a slow-loading, fail whale-prone, 20-people-per-page, system. Why Twitter Why! I say this to myself, every time I have to use Twitter.com to manage my account. As tools like Tweetdeck and Seesmic and Hootsuite get better and better, the Twitter.com site becomes less and less relevant.

The main objective for Twitter: Make money. Twitter is spending a lot of money *trying* to keep the fail whale at bay. And while investments are essential, the money train won't last forever. Twitter must stabilize Twitter.com AND figure out how to make money with the beast they have created. All this "Do Only Good" crap is window dressing. They have not figured it out, and with so much money at stake, it's rather embarrassing for any of the top brass at Twitter to admit it.

It would not bode well for Twitter executives for them to say, "Well folks, we're still trying to figure it out." (Oh wait, this is exactly what they ARE or HAVE BEEN saying for a few years.) So here's the best that they have to offer? A remake of ExecuTweets! This time with Starbucks, Best Buy and others. Really Twitter?

Taking off the gloves for just a second, I'm going to give Twitter a piece of my mind. (That they neither asked for or paid for in any way, I might need to add.)

EV and Biz Stone, here's what you do. Draw the API line in the sand. If you want TWITTER FEEDS OF ANY KIND YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY TWITTER. Simple right?

Of course there will be a revolution. Many will scream and rebell. Perhaps this will be the moment where Google makes it's STATUSPHERE play. (I don't know what your sweetheart deal with Google was, but be prepared for them to eat your lunch when THEY are ready.)

But this might be the moment for you Twitter. This might be the very moment to make the BIG PLAY. And here's more of the strategy.

When the 80% of your API – data feed consumers start seeing these screens (from my Tweetdeck, yesterday):

Squeezing the Twitter API into a money stream

#twitterfail - twitter status: service not found

I tell you what would happen, as if you don't already know. The proverbial feces would hit the fan. But here's the cool part. Who is in the position of power at this point? I am talking leverage that goes well beyond telling the world you might develop or buy your own desktop app. (So what. I know you just did that.) Or you might develop or buy your own geo-location app. (So what.) But letting the entire community, and user base know, that you are about to charge for the API streams… Well, I admit that would be ballsy. It might be risking #1, the golden goose thing. But…

Here's the deal though, to make this really work, you've got to fix the fail whale problem once and for all. In the enterprise world, the user base that makes global e-commerce go around, the "Oops There's a Problem, But We're Working On It" routine does not play. It does not play at all. You know how every time G-Mail is down for like a second, the entire tech world wrings its hand and curses Google's grip on our data? Well, that's what happens every time we try and USE TWITTER for something other than CHAT. When the fail whale arrives on the scene, anyone in *business* says, "Man, these Twitter cats can't even keep their servers running, I don't think I'm ready to give them any part of my corporate communication infrastructure."

And see, this is where a company like Yammer is making HUGE inroads. The fail whale does not exist on Yammer. And guess what, their service ROCKS. We used it at Dell. And I've used it since at other companies. (I have to say I prefer an integrated internal status tool like SocialText's Signals, but Yammer will do.) And here's one more rub. People are paying to use Yammer. Of course they are. If I can run it on my servers, and OWN the data, then we have a deal.

On the other hand, if YOU Twitter sell my data as your own, if YOU Twitter can't keep the servers up during a conference like SXSW, while you profess to "Do Only Good," it's not enough.

So here's my plan for YOU Twitter: Squeeze the Twitter API into a money stream. Give everyone a few months to complain, negotiate, and seek other options and then DO IT.

No one is going to care about Promoted Tweets, or ExecTweets. I'm glad (Am I glad?) that you've found a few willing partners, paying good money (hopefully), to test flight your new revenue stream. But in the end, dear Twitter, you have only one thing that people want. And if you can't figure out how to make money on the API… Well, the goose is as good as cooked, IMFHO.

@jmacofearth
permalink: http://bit.ly/pro-tweets

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Further reflections on the quotes from the NYTimes story:

The ads will let businesses insert themselves into the stream of real-time conversation on Twitter to ensure their posts do not get buried in the flow. [PULEASE Spare Us. Didn't the mighty Microsoft plan something like this for Vista and IE, back in the day. THIS is going to piss people off. Seriously!]

“When people are searching on Starbucks, what we really want to show them is that something is happening at Starbucks right now, and Promoted Tweets will give us a chance to do that,” said Chris Bruzzo, vice president of brand, content and online at Starbucks. [Maybe they are looking for a coupon. But I think they would search "coupon" if that were the case. And maybe it will be a good idea to introduce Couponing to Twitter. MAYBE. Sure, Dell has claimed almost unbelievable numbers with their Dell Factory Outlet on Twitter program. But people were ASKING for those coupons. Please refer to the permission-based marketing item above.]

I don't know, maybe I'm being harsh here, but check out this image below. Is this how YOU see Twitter making the MILLIONS they need to make? Honestly?

Twitter's ExecTweets Money Play

And here are a few numbers to chew on for you analytically minded. Click on image to view the full-size grab. Or this link will run the analysis again.

Promoted Tweets tries again - Twitter, Facebook stats

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Apr 01 2010

Apple Buys Twitter: Says Service Will Be Mac-Only by 2011

Category: iPad-iWay!,just for fun,lifestreaming,social media,tech opinionjmacofearth @ 6:55 am

Twitter to go Apple-Only in 2011FOR IMAGINARY RELEASE
4-1-10, Austin Texas

In early March Steve Jobs revealed that Apple was going to retain most of the the company's 40 billion dollar war chest, to acquire innovative technologies. Last night in an uncommon impromptu press event, Mr. Jobs revealed that Apple had purchased Twitter, the social media darling, for an undisclosed sum and free iPads to all Twitter employees, two days before the public release. The Twitter announcement was rumored during CES in January, but no concrete evidence of the aggressive move had been seen until last night.

The announcement is expected to upset the stock market today, as companies like Google, Dell, HP, Nokia, RIM and Samsung, struggle to digest Mr. Jobs final revelation. Google officials, hoping to breathe life back into the aspirated BUZZ, are expected to make an announcement later this morning.

"Because we at Apple understand the value of a great web experience, we will be working around the clock to bring the entire Twitter service under the Apple OS umbrella. In early 2011 the Twitter.com website, the API-enabled applications and sites will no longer work with any flavor of Windows. It's not personal," Mr. Jobs said, with a smile. "It's just business. And it's about the best user experience."

Immediately following the annoucement searches for Google Buzz skyrocketed. And one company official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said, "He can't do this. My family all use Windows. How will we stay connected?" Asked about Facebook and other social media services, the source exclaimed, "They'll probably buy Skype next. Good grief, sky's the limit, I guess."

Mr. Jobs and Apple also showed and early prototype of the Apple-Only Twitter featuring embedded YouTube videos, the ability to merge Buzz, Wave, Skype, Facebook and Myspace into the single user interface people have come to know and love.

When asked about the fail whale, Mr. Jobs simply said, "He's toast!"

@jmacofearth
permalink: http://bit.ly/twitter-sold

The latest:

The entire Uber.la Apple iPad coverage can be seen via the iPad-iWay tag.

Other sources:

Fast Company: Crib Sheet: First iPad Reviews

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Jul 04 2009

My Independence Day Manifesto: Devil Inside, Devil Inside, Every Single One of Us the Devil Inside

My Independence Day Manifesto 2009: Voicing the Devil Inside

There is a huge contradiction between the "harsh critic" and the "gentle observer." I utilize both perspectives in my writing. In general using the "character" or "voice" that best suits the task at hand.

If the task is making a critical point about a computer design or the user interface of some of our most commonly used applications (WORD, FACEBOOK, TWITTER) then I feel the striking tone is the mode for emphasizing my perspective, even if I am only preaching to the small choir and not being heard by the objects of my affection or affectation.

But when followers and readers come out and message me about being negative, well, I'm curious what is making them uncomfortable. When I railed against Twitter recently I got a Tweet back from @stop, one of Twitter's creative directors asking me "Why so harsh?"

So I wanted to examine the HARSH CRITIC voice a bit further. And what a great time to do it. I just let a couple posts rip on Dell. And I had an post/counterpost on Twitter's recent changes. So let's take a look.

Something in Seth Godin's "Tribes" speaks to this point. And I paraphrase. No one ReTweets something boring. No one forwards a crappy email. And if your viewpoint is so tempered as to not spark an emotional response, well… it's just not that interesting.

So can you go to far in voicing the extreme viewpoint? Sure. But if my rants make you uncomfortable, then perhaps the discomfort is something inside you rather than my harshness. Perhaps not. I'm just sayin…

In my HARSH review of the Twitter changes I made an aside comment, "Don't you guys have any design people on staff to come up with something a bit more original?" Now, I admit that's a bit abrasive. But I'm really not trying to hurt anyone. I'm trying to make a point and make it so loudly, so over-the-top as to be funny. But what I am actually saying is quite pointed but not bitter, more irritated.

What I am saying in my inflamed way in the taunt above is, "These misses are so egregious that I can't believe anyone with serious experience in UX or UI would make such blatant gaffes." And I would guess that someone of @stop's skill has enough experience that he either wasn't paying attention to this project or was forced to compromise by some higher-ups with statements like, "Well, let's just put it in both places so folks don't miss it."

I can certainly understand how these kind of misses happen. I am even sympathetic to @stop and his team's dilemma of working for a hot-topic company with large coffers and ego maniacs at the top. [See, there I go again. It's almost like I can't help but be sarcastic when I am addressing such foolishness as the executive management at Twitter. Hold on, say with me, I'm going to come back to that.]

But the BAD UI, the redundant functionality, the only-twenty-followers-per-screen issues, those irritate, because those are the misses that I chafe up against in my daily use of Twitter. I am passionate and heated about these problems with Twitter because I use Twitter. And because UX/UI people everywhere can see that some of these changes I expose or suggest are really quite simple. So I rant.

And my rants make certain people uncomfortable. And I will either apologize when I have offended or pour on more heat if I have given rise to a passionate dialogue, but I will not stand for average, mediocre or boring middle-of-the-road writing. And I won't hesitate to apologize if I make a mistake. I don't try to shout OVER my fellow orators.

But I want to inflame the devil in you too. So much of what we do in social media is suppose to be about the "dialogue." But you know what, I bet the average visitor that actually comes out of silent watching (de-lurking) is about 0.05%. What will it take for people to feel comfortable revealing their own devils?

The status updates on Facebook that get the most responses are things a recent "update" I made using a Lenny Kravitz line. "Are You Gonna Go My Way?" That was it. I was in a Kravitz mood. And boy howdy! About 10 people came out to high five me over my love of Mr. Kravitz. But post a hot potato about Dell and the audience gets a bit gun-shy. As if I am damning myself to social media ostracism.

I do have to admit the support of the Iran Crisis and the green avatars kind of snuck up on me. I was FOR and then AGAINST and now FOR the greening of Twitter Tweep pictures.

Well, I want to put up one more declaration. I am not hammering Dell because I HATE DELL. I do not RAVE on TWITTER because I HATE TWITTER. I want so much more from Dell and Twitter and NBC's coverage of Wimbledon. I have grown up working for Dell. I joined Dell in 2006 to try and make a difference in a company that was heading towards the guardrails. To me it wasn't a job, it was a passion.

So when there is backstabbing and paralyzing political silos I am going to speak my truth. When I send a private email to an individual within a company and rather than respond to me they contact my manager as if I have been a bad boy, I'm going to call foul. When a company that is slurping up millions of dollars in investments and hyper-valuations can't get some of the basic tenants of User Experience right I'm going to say, "Hey, Richie Rich, why don't you look over here for your next 'innovative' idea."

Okay, so I admit I do have a chip on my shoulder from time to time. And I try to expose that perspective as well. But it's not to be MEAN. If you misread the sarcasm, I understand that happens for me all the time as well. But don't say, "Why are you being so harsh," as a way of deflecting the criticism I have brought to your doorstep. Answer the question. If I am wrong, point it out. If I have missed the point, let me know. I am not baiting you, but I DO want you to speak up if I get something wrong. Or if MY TRUTH does not match up with what you believe to be TRUE.

If I have made you afraid, mad, happy, confused, well at least I have had an effect. The next response is up to you. But "Why so harsh," or "How 'bout a hug?" is not a response it's a facade. That's what I'm trying to tear down, the facades that keep us nodding our heads in corporate meetings when we want to say "NO!" The facades that keep us from calling the FAIL WHALE a FAILURE. And the irritation that we get when we have to click buttons and OK screens four times just to dispatch a pornographic twitter scammer who had leached onto our follower stream.

I won't sit quietly any more. I declare independence day, today on July 4, 2009. And I will speak my truth.

@jmacofearth
permalink:
http://bit.ly/july4-2009

The "best of" harsh light posts:

Twitter/Facebook UX UI Failures

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Jul 02 2009

New Twitter Features: Reviewing from the Positive Side of the Brain (Revised)

Category: about me,social media,tech opinion,tech reviewsjmacofearth @ 2:04 pm

UPDATE 7-2-09: OKAY, so the preview content on the new friend or follower pages is GREAT. The implementation has a lot to be desired, but now using the new pages for a bit I can say that ONE THING is worth all the cr** I just gave @stop and company. I am always one to quickly admit my mistakes and correct anything I can. So let the record show that I rate the "preview" content of potential connections to be AWESOME. RATING 10 of 10. [All this other stuff should be addressed to, but hey, for JULY 2 and Fouth of July Weekend I declare the Twitter Upgrades a WIN!]

A dear friend and Twitter marketer, contacted me late last night to voice concerns about my negative tone. I thought I had already had that conversation, but he probably doesn't "read me." No worries. So one of the pieces he pointed to was my recent trashing of the UX/UI changes on Twitter. I DID ping @stop and ask if he was the Creative Director responsible for the NEW TWITTER Friends and Followers pages. Here's what he said.

Picture 38

Okay, so perhaps I was being mean, I don't sense that was my purpose, but I do understand online sarcasm and humor can often be confused for bitterness, anger, vendetta, whateva…

So here goes my ALL GOOD review… Let's see how this rolls.

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THE ALL GOOD REVIEW: Thank goodness Twitter has made some needed upgrades to their UX.

So Twitter's got a new pull-down action menu for dispatching some useful tasks.

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Here we can see the new pull-down menu for taking action on followers and followees.

With a simple click we can @, DM, Follow or Block any one. And this nifty feature is now available in the same flavor across all the "friends" or "followers" pages you visit. Even when looking at the "friends" or "followers" of other users. Nice!

And convenient that you can see instantly, even without using the drop-down, that this person is "blocked" or "followed." [Oh heck, am I still following that silly old advertising agency that I used to work for. Let's see, CLICK: drop-down, PULL: Unfollow.]

Nice! So now let's look at the new and improved Followers and Friends pages.

Here is a shot of the "You Follow" page in LIST view.

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So this pretty much looks like the old "You Follow" page. And conveniently the same drop-down box is available here too. [I wish we could choose the number of tweeps to view per page, cause following 5,600 tweeps using 20 tweeps per page... well that's 280 pages of goodness I have to page through to edit and cull my list. Just a thought.]

And here's the greatly improved "Your Followers" page in EXPANDED view:

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Here we can see that @stop and company have added a little contextual information with each tweep. So you can see the person's last tweet, very helpful when deciding if you want to reciprocally follow back.

And again the nice BIG pull-down button. And also a handy, ADD button.

So there are just a few things missing from the new interface. I'm sure @stop and his group are already hard at work on the next iteration.

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1. I would like to see a RT option here. This must have been an oversight, cause that's such a simple fix.

2. I would also really like Twitter to add a "-!" Report Abusive Account feature. Where I can fast-track pornsters and scammers to the dustbin of Twitter Hades.

And in the Usability department, here's one more suggestion.

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Maybe there would be a good case for a drop-down something like this:

View By List
- 20 per page (default)
- 50 per page (efficient)
- 100 per page (uber user)

And for ultra.uber powerusers, there could be a TEXT LIST mode, with no pics. [That would be really fast, and I bet could relieve some of the server load on Twitter's cloud.]

Carry on @stop and company. Good work and if you need any further advice, feel free to ask. It's what I do, too.

Cheers,

@jmacofearth
permalink: http://bit.ly/twitter-good

The harsh-toned review from last night: Twitter UX Awakens: The NEW TWITTER Reviewed and Dissected for UX and

And my collection of Twitter Posts all in one place: The Twitter Way

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