Apple has been exploring neural augmentation for some time. This new ai-generated collaboration may have taken things a bit too far. With the announcement of the AirPod Pro 2s, Apple is looking to cash in on their flagship AirPods, and rake in some Christmas cash before the 2025 administration comes to power.

The patent exploration they are not all that excited for us to leak is the NeuroPod. These implants graft to the inside of your ear canal, eliminating the need for any other physical device. Do you know how your ear gets sore when you wear traditional AirPods all day? Viola!

This AI-generated invention is still under wraps.

“Don’t be afraid. We won’t control you with all these networked devices,” says Apple. (fingers crossed) The bigger your iCloud storage account becomes the more Apple is going to charge you. So, you decide.

John McElhenney — LinkedIn