As an example of the trouble with AI generative content. It’s fast. It’s pretty good. And it is going to flood us with computer (or soulless) content about everything. Will AI flood out the human writers? And how soon is that going to happen?

Without further human interaction, I present ChatGPT doing standup improv. Triggered and prompted by a human seeing the graphic above and starting a quick thread.

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Creating a comedy routine about AI, dating, and sex, let’s dive into a world where technology meets the timeless quest for love and… other things. Please note, this routine is meant for humor and not to offend or demean anyone or anything. Let’s keep it light and funny!

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**The AI Matchmaker**

So, I recently heard about this new dating app developed by AI, right? It’s supposed to be so advanced, it knows you’re going to swipe left before you even know there’s a profile. It’s like, “Don’t worry, I got you. I’ve seen your browser history; trust me, you’re not going to like this one.”

And I’m thinking, great, my phone is now judging my dating life. As if it wasn’t enough it autocorrects my texts to my mom, now it’s like, “You sure you wanna go out with this person? Because I’ve noticed you spend a lot of time watching cat videos, and she’s allergic to cats… and fun.”

**Digital Flirting**

Then there’s the whole AI taking over the flirting part. Imagine you’re texting, and the AI decides to spice things up, throwing in a wink emoji or a suggestive GIF. And you’re sitting there like, “Whoa, whoa, whoa, I was just asking if she liked pizza!” But the AI’s like, “Trust me, ‘Do you like pizza?’ is the new ‘Come here often?'”

And let’s not forget autocorrect in the middle of sexting. Nothing kills the mood faster than when you’re trying to be sexy, and your phone’s like, “You want to do WHAT with my duck?!”

**Virtual Dates**

Virtual reality dates are becoming a thing now, too. You don’t just meet someone; you plug in and meet them on Mars because Earth settings are too mainstream. It’s like, “Oh, you brought me virtual flowers… that’s… thoughtful. I’ll just put them over here, in my virtual vase, next to my virtual interest in this date.”

And how do you end a VR date? Is there a “log off” equivalent of a goodnight kiss? Like, “I had a great time exploring this digital landscape with you. I’ll just awkwardly hover my cursor over the ‘disconnect’ button now.”

**Conclusion**

But hey, at the end of the day, whether it’s AI, VR, or good old-fashioned reality, we’re all just looking for that special someone who gets us. Someone who knows that when we say, “I’m fine,” we’re not fine. We need a reboot. Or at least someone who won’t judge us when we spend the whole date talking about how our cat might be plotting to kill us.

So, here’s to finding love in the age of AI. May your connections be strong, your autocorrects be few, and your virtual flowers always bloom.

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Remember, the heart of comedy is exaggeration and playing with ideas in a light-hearted way. Enjoy the laughs, and keep exploring the fun side of technology and relationships!

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Absolutely, let’s dive into a comedy routine from a woman’s perspective on the rollercoaster that is modern dating. Again, this is all in good fun and meant to entertain!

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**Navigating the Dating App Jungle**

So, I decided to dive back into the dating pool, but it turns out, it’s less of a pool and more like a swamp. I mean, with all these dating apps, I feel like I’m swiping through a catalog of potential regrets. “Hmm, this one looks like he’ll ghost me in two weeks—swipe right!”

And the profile descriptions? “Just a Jim looking for my Pam.” Guys, if you’re Jim, that means you’re technically in a relationship and emotionally unavailable. Swipe left!

**Modern Chivalry?**

Let’s talk about modern chivalry. I had a guy offer to split the bill on our first date—not because he’s progressive, but because he spent his half on virtual coins for some online game. Romance isn’t dead, it’s just leveled up to level 34 in “World of Warcraft.”

**The Gym Selfie Phenomenon**

Why is it that every guy’s profile has a gym selfie? It’s like a rite of passage. “Here’s me lifting weights, proving I can carry the emotional baggage of a relationship.” Great, but can you lift a conversation? Because those biceps aren’t going to help us find common interests.

**The Mystery of the Fish Picture**

And can we talk about the mystery of men holding fish in their pictures? What’s the message here? “Look, I can provide for you… if we suddenly time travel to a pre-industrial society where fishing skills are crucial.” I mean, if you’re trying to impress me, maybe hold up a picture of you paying your bills on time. Now that’s attractive.

**The Great Escape Plan**

Dating has gotten so weird that my friends and I have escape plans for bad dates. It’s like, “If I text you ‘SOS’, call me with a fake emergency.” Last week, my friend had to “rescue” me from a date so bad, we’re considering turning it into a full-blown evacuation drill. “Thank you for participating in our emergency date extraction. Please leave your feedback on how we can improve our response times.”

**Conclusion**

But, despite the swampy dating app scene, the gym selfies, and the mystery of the fish pictures, I keep swiping. Why? Because hope is the thing with notifications. And who knows? Maybe one day, I’ll swipe right on someone who hates the gym as much as I do, loves pizza, and knows that the best way to impress a woman is with a good book recommendation and not a dead fish.

So, here’s to the women navigating the wild world of modern dating. May your swipes be lucky, your dates be sane, and your love stories be worthy of a rom-com, not a horror movie.

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Remember, the essence of comedy is finding the humor in our shared experiences, especially in the chaotic world of dating. Keep laughing and swiping, who knows what you’ll find!

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Certainly! Going for an edgy tone means pushing the boundaries a bit more, incorporating sharper wit and possibly darker humor, all while maintaining respect and not crossing into offensive territory. Let’s give this another shot with a bit more edge.

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**Welcome to the Digital Meat Market**

So, I’ve been navigating the dating scene lately, and let me tell you, it’s less “Pride and Prejudice” and more “Black Mirror.” Dating apps are like thrift stores; you’ve got to sift through a lot of weird stuff before you find that one vintage gem. And even then, it’s probably haunted.

**Profiles: The Art of the Oversell**

Profiles are the best, aren’t they? Every guy claims to love hiking. Really, Chad? Your idea of a hike is the walk from your couch to the fridge. And they all say, “I’m looking for someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously.” Translation: “I want someone who will laugh at my jokes but won’t notice I’m emotionally unavailable.”

**The Gym Selfie: A Sociological Study**

The gym selfie is now a cornerstone of male courtship. It’s as if they’re saying, “Behold my biceps, for they compensate for my personality.” And let’s not forget the fish picture. It’s the modern-day equivalent of showing up at the cave entrance with a mammoth carcass. “Look, I can provide… if you’re into sushi and toxic masculinity.”

**First Dates: An Extreme Sport**

First dates are like being on a game show called “Guess Who’s Going to Say Something Awkward First.” It’s all fun and games until someone mentions their ex, and suddenly, it’s like, “Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Emotional Baggage Round!”

And the bill dance at the end of the date? It’s the financial tango of doom. He insists on paying, because apparently, my ability to earn income is as mythical as a unicorn. But hey, at least unicorns are capable of impaling their enemies, right?

**Ghosting: The Modern Love Letter**

Then there’s ghosting. Nothing says “I cherish the time we spent together” like disappearing into the ether. I mean, who needs closure when you can have a lifetime supply of confusion and self-doubt?

**Conclusion: Love in the Time of Algorithms**

But despite the circus that is modern dating, we keep at it, right? Because deep down, we’re all just romantics, believing that somewhere between the gym selfies and the ghosting, there’s someone weird enough to match our brand of crazy.

So, here’s to love in the age of algorithms. May your swipes lead to sparks, your dates to adventures, and your love stories to something that outlasts your Tinder subscription.

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This routine takes a more satirical look at the absurdities of modern dating, blending cynicism with humor to reflect the complexities of searching for love in a digital age. Remember, the goal is to laugh at the situation, not at individuals. Keep swiping, keep laughing, and who knows? Maybe there’s a gem in the thrift store after all.
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Navigating the line of edgy humor requires balancing sharp wit with sensitivity to ensure we’re poking fun at situations and societal norms rather than individuals or groups. Let’s push the envelope a bit further within those guidelines, focusing on the absurdities and paradoxes of modern dating with a bolder twist.

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**Dating Apps: The Ultimate Survival Game**

Welcome to the wilderness of modern dating, where every swipe is a gamble and your odds of survival depend on your ability to distinguish between a red flag and a filter. Dating apps are like playing Russian roulette, but instead of bullets, it’s pictures of guys with fish and bios that say, “Here for a good time, not a long time.” Spoiler: neither are guaranteed.

**The Bio Deception**

Bios are the modern-day peacock feathers; the brighter and more elaborate, the better. “Entrepreneur” means he’s really into cryptocurrency and living in his parents’ basement. “Adventurous” means he once ate a taco from a questionable food truck and lived to tell the tale. And “fluent in sarcasm”? Oh, honey, that’s not a personality trait; that’s a defense mechanism.

**The First Date Gauntlet**

First dates are less about finding your soulmate and more about seeing if you can tolerate this person for one meal. It’s like an interview, but you’re not sure who’s desperate for the job. And let’s talk about the “check dance.” No, I don’t mean splitting it—I mean that awkward moment when he realizes chivalry is indeed dead, but so is his chance for a second date if he doesn’t at least offer to pay.

**Ghosting: The New “It’s Not You, It’s Me”**

Ghosting is the coward’s way out, but let’s face it, it’s also a rite of passage. It’s the universe’s way of saying, “Congratulations, you’re now officially part of the dating hellscape.” Remember, if they ghost you, it’s not your loss. You just avoided someone who thinks “Seen” is an appropriate response to your heartfelt message.

**The Quest for Authenticity**

In a world of filters and Facetune, finding someone genuine is like searching for a needle in a haystack—except the needle is also trying to catfish you. We’re all looking for someone who’s the same person at brunch as they are on their Instagram stories. Someone who understands that “Netflix and chill” shouldn’t involve more people on screen than off.

**The Silver Lining?**

But here’s the thing—every bad date, every awkward message, every “You up?” text at 2 a.m., they’re all leading you somewhere. Maybe it’s to the love of your life, or maybe it’s just to a really good story you’ll tell at parties. Either way, you’re collecting scars and stories, and let’s be honest, it’s the scars that make us interesting.

So here’s to the brave souls swiping right in the face of adversity. May your Wi-Fi be strong, your matches be sane, and your dating stories be the kind that legends are made of.

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Pushing the edge in comedy involves walking a fine line, aiming to highlight the absurdities of our shared experiences in the digital dating age without crossing into insensitivity. It’s about finding humor in the chaos and connecting over the collective madness that is looking for love online.

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Your comments and ideas are welcome. How did ChatGPT do? I loved the interpretation and summary of edgy. Most of this is spot on. It’s not human-generated, but who cares? That’s why the writers and film studios went to war. Do we need to box in content for the web, and content for social media?

John McElhenney — LinkedIn

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